Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
\nHis wife asked him, \u201cWhat happened to you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve had a terrible day!\u201d says Bob.
\n\u201cI had to go to a hotel, where a guest had died in his sleep! When I got there, the manager said they couldn\u2019t get him into a body bag, because he had a huge erection!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnyway, I went up, and sure enough, there was this big naked man, lying on the bed with a huge erection! So I grabbed his erection with both hands and tried to bend it in half!\u201d
\n\u201cI see!\u201d said the wife, \u201cThat must have been terrible! But how did you get the black eye?\u201d<\/p>\n
Bob replied, \u201cWrong room!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. His wife asked him, \u201cWhat happened to you?\u201d \u201cI\u2019ve had a terrible day!\u201d says Bob. \u201cI had to go to a hotel, where a guest had died in his sleep! When I got there, the manager said they couldn\u2019t get him into a body bag, … <\/p>\n