A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, \u201cDo you know her?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d sighs the husband.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019s my ex-wife.\u201d He explains, \u201cShe took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn\u2019t been sober since.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy God!\u201d exclaims the wife,\u2026\u201cWho would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, \u201cDo you know her?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d sighs the husband. \u201cShe\u2019s my ex-wife.\u201d He explains, \u201cShe took to drinking right … <\/p>\n