A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
\nThe doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest.<\/p>\n
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn\u2019t told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.<\/p>\n
Taped very firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn\u2019t come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence.<\/p>\n
\u201cGet well quick\u2026.. from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week.\u201d<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t mess with an old man
\nAn old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.<\/p>\n
He put a sign up outside that said: \u201cGet your treatment for $500 \u2013 if not cured, get back $1,000.\u201d<\/p>\n
Doctor \u201cYoung,\u201d who was positive that this old geezer didn\u2019t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.<\/p>\n
He went to Dr Geezer\u2019s clinic and this is what happened.
\nDr Young: \u201cDr Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?<\/p>\n
Dr Geezer: \u201cNurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr Young\u2019s mouth.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dr Young: \u201cAaagh! This is Gasoline!\u201d<\/p>\n
Dr Geezer: \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019ve got your taste back. That will be $500.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.<\/p>\n
Dr Young: \u201cI have lost my memory and I cannot remember anything.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dr Geezer: \u201cNurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient\u2019s mouth.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dr Young: \u201cOh no you don\u2019t, that\u2019s Gasoline!\u201d<\/p>\n
Dr Geezer: \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019ve got your memory back. That will be $500.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dr Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.<\/p>\n
Dr Young: \u201cMy eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!\u201d<\/p>\n
Dr Geezer: \u201cWell, I don\u2019t have any medicine for that. Here\u2019s your $1000 back.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dr Young: \u201cBut this is only $500!\u201d<\/p>\n
Dr Geezer: \u201cCongratulations! You have got your vision back! That will be $500.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn\u2019t told him about, he finally got enough energy to … <\/p>\n