{"id":22707,"date":"2025-12-23T13:00:30","date_gmt":"2025-12-23T13:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=22707"},"modified":"2025-12-23T13:00:30","modified_gmt":"2025-12-23T13:00:30","slug":"a-pissed-off-wife-followed-her-husband-to-the-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=22707","title":{"rendered":"A pissed-off wife followed her husband to the bar."},"content":{"rendered":"

A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, I don\u2019t know<\/p>\n

The same as you I suppose,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n

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So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.<\/p>\n

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\u201cYuck, that\u2019s TERRIBLE!\u201d she spluttered, \u201cI don\u2019t know how you can drink this stuff!\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

\u201cWell, there you go,\u201d cried the husband.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd you think I\u2019m out enjoying myself every night!\u201d<\/p>\n

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Little Kelly failed her math test.<\/p>\n

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Father: \u201cWhy did you fail your mathematics test?\u201d<\/p>\n

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Daughter: \u201cOn Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Father: \u201cSo?\u201d<\/p>\n

Daughter: \u201cOn Tuesday, she said 4+4=8<\/p>\n

And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8\u2026<\/p>\n

If she can\u2019t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him. \u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he asked. \u201cOh, I don\u2019t know The same as you I suppose,\u201d she replied. So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot. His … <\/p>\n

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