The Three Little Pigs decided to go out to dinner one evening, excited to enjoy a nice meal together. When the waiter arrived to take their drink orders, the first pig smiled and said, \u201cI\u2019ll have a Sprite.\u201d The second pig followed with, \u201cI\u2019ll take a Coke.\u201d The third pig thought for a moment and then said, \u201cI want water\u2014lots and lots of water.\u201d<\/p>\n
The waiter raised an eyebrow but wrote it down and returned shortly with their drinks. When it was time to order food, the first pig asked for a big, juicy steak. The second pig chose a light salad. Once again, the third pig cleared his throat and said, \u201cWater. Lots and lots of water.\u201d After dinner, dessert orders followed. \u201cBanana split,\u201d said the first pig. \u201cRoot beer float,\u201d said the second.<\/p>\n
The third pig shouted enthusiastically, \u201cWater! Lots and lots of water!\u201d Completely puzzled, the waiter finally asked, \u201cSir, why do you only drink water?\u201d The pig grinned and replied, \u201cBecause someone\u2019s gotta go \u2018wee wee wee\u2019 all the way home!\u201d Meanwhile, on a nearby farm, a farmer raised a healthy herd of pigs. One day, a visitor arrived and asked, \u201cWhat do you feed your pigs?\u201d The farmer replied, \u201cCorn, acorns, and leftovers.\u201d The visitor frowned.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m from the Animal Protection Association,\u201d he said, \u201cand I don\u2019t approve.\u201d He fined the farmer and left. A few days later, another official arrived and asked the same question. This time the farmer said, \u201cI feed them steak, salmon, shrimp, and caviar.\u201d The man gasped. \u201cI\u2019m from an international organization,\u201d he said. \u201cThat\u2019s unfair when people are hungry.\u201d He fined the farmer too. Finally, a third man showed up and asked again. The farmer sighed and replied, \u201cI give each pig five dollars and let them buy whatever they want.\u201d Sometimes, that\u2019s the safest answer of all. Hope these jokes brought you a smile and brightened your day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The Three Little Pigs decided to go out to dinner one evening, excited to enjoy a nice meal together. When the waiter arrived to take their drink orders, the first pig smiled and said, \u201cI\u2019ll have a Sprite.\u201d The second pig followed with, \u201cI\u2019ll take a Coke.\u201d The third pig thought for a moment and … <\/p>\n