Judge: Why do you want divorce?<\/p>\n
Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils.<\/p>\n
Judge: What\u2019s the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the eyes won\u2019t burn. Before washing utensils just immerse them in water tub for 10 minutes, they can be easily washed<\/p>\n
Before washing clothes in Surf, soak them in water for half an hour , all the stains will go away and even hands won\u2019t get tired.<\/p>\n
Judge: What have you understood?<\/p>\n
Petitioner: That your condition is worse than mine<\/p>\n
Young Chuck, moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.<\/p>\n
Chuck replied, \u201cWell, then just give me my money back.\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer said, \u201cCan\u2019t do that. I went and spent it already.\u201d<\/p>\n
Chuck said, \u201cOk, then, just bring me the dead horse.\u201d<\/p>\n
Chuck said, \u201cI\u2019m going to raffle him off.\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer said, \u201cYou can\u2019t raffle off a dead horse!\u201d<\/p>\n
Chuck said, \u201cSure I can. Watch me. I just won\u2019t tell anybody he\u2019s dead.\u201d<\/p>\n
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, \u201cWhat happened with that dead horse?\u201d<\/p>\n
Chuck said, \u201cI raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a net profit of $898.00.\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer said, \u201cDidn\u2019t anyone complain?\u201d<\/p>\n
Chuck said, \u201cJust the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.\u201d<\/p>\n
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