After her shower, my wife walked into the bedroom completely naked, dripping water and confidence. She glanced at the window and frowned.<\/p>\n
\u201cBabe, shut the curtains,\u201d she said. \u201cI don\u2019t want the neighbors to see me naked.\u201d<\/p>\n
I looked up from my phone, fighting a grin. \u201cDon\u2019t worry,\u201d I said casually, \u201cif the neighbors see you naked\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2026they\u2019ll shut their own damn curtains!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
After her shower, my wife walked into the bedroom completely naked, dripping water and confidence. She glanced at the window and frowned. \u201cBabe, shut the curtains,\u201d she said. \u201cI don\u2019t want the neighbors to see me naked.\u201d I looked up from my phone, fighting a grin. \u201cDon\u2019t worry,\u201d I said casually, \u201cif the neighbors see … <\/p>\n