A blonde got tired of all the jokes about her hair and intelligence.
\nSo she dyed her hair, got a makeover, and decided to take a drive in the countryside.<\/p>\n
She came across a shepherd with a big herd of sheep.<\/p>\n
\u201cSir, if I can guess exactly how many sheep you have, can I take one home?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n
The shepherd chuckled, thinking it was impossible, but agreed.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou have 171 sheep,\u201d she said confidently.<\/p>\n
Stunned, the shepherd admitted she was right and told her to pick one.<\/p>\n
She carefully chose her favorite and started petting it proudly.<\/p>\n
Then the shepherd smiled and said, \u201cOkay, now if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my animal back?\u201d<\/p>\n
She laughed and agreed.<\/p>\n
The shepherd said, \u201cYou\u2019re a blonde. Now\u2026 please give me back my dog.\u201d<\/p>\n
A blonde, wanting to earn some money
\nA blonde who wanted to earn money decided to work as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.<\/p>\n
She walked to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde said, \u201cHow about $50?<\/p>\n
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials she might need were in the garage.<\/p>\n
The man\u2019s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, \u201cDoes she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man replied, \u201cShe should; she was standing on it.\u201d<\/p>\n
Soon after, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019ve finished already?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d the blonde replied, \u201cand I still had some paint left, so I gave it two coats.\u201d<\/p>\n
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd by the way,\u201d the blonde added, \u201cit\u2019s not a Porsche, it\u2019s a Ferrari.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n
A Blonde and a Thermos
\nA blonde walks into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf.<\/p>\n
She asks the clerk, \u201cWhat is that shiny object?\u201d<\/p>\n
The clerk replies, \u201cThat is a thermos.\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde then asks, \u201cWhat does it do?\u201d<\/p>\n
The clerk responds, \u201cIt keeps hot things hot, and it keeps cold things cold.\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde says, \u201cOh! I could use something like that !! I\u2019ll take it!\u201d<\/p>\n
When she comes to work the next day with her new thermos, she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, \u201cI just got this yesterday, isn\u2019t it wonderful! It\u2019s a thermos, and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!\u201d<\/p>\n
The boss asks, \u201cAnd what do you have in it?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde responds, \u201cSome coffee and a popsicle.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A blonde got tired of all the jokes about her hair and intelligence. So she dyed her hair, got a makeover, and decided to take a drive in the countryside. She came across a shepherd with a big herd of sheep. \u201cSir, if I can guess exactly how many sheep you have, can I take … <\/p>\n