{"id":24279,"date":"2026-01-31T11:19:12","date_gmt":"2026-01-31T11:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=24279"},"modified":"2026-01-31T11:19:12","modified_gmt":"2026-01-31T11:19:12","slug":"its-just-a-little-gas-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=24279","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s just a little gas."},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u201cSister Ann, aren\u2019t you putting on a little weight?\u201d
\ninquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach. \u201cWhy, no Father,\u201d answered the nun demurely, \u201cIt\u2019s just a little gas.\u201d<\/p>\n

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A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun noticing her habit barely fit across her belly. \u201cOh, just a bit of gas,\u201d said sister Ann, blushing a bit.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

On his next visit Father Dan was walking down the corridor when he passed Sister Ann wheeling a baby carriage. Looking in, the priest observed, \u201cCute little Fart!\u201d<\/p>\n

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A priest decides one mid weekday to visit one of his elderly parishioners, Mrs. Smith.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

He rings the door bell and Mrs. Smith appears. \u201cGood Day Mrs.<\/p>\n

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Smith. I just thought I would drop by and see how your are doing.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

The woman says, \u201cOh just fine Father, come on in and we`ll have some tea.\u201d<\/p>\n

While sitting a the coffee table, the priest notices a bowl of almonds on the table. \u201cMind if I have one?\u201d, the priest says.<\/p>\n

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\u201cNot at all, have as many as you like\u201d. After a few hours the priest looks at his watch and alarmed at how long he has been visting says to Mrs Smith, \u201cOh my goodness, look at the time. I must be going.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Oh dear, I`ve eaten all your almonds. I`ll have to replace them next time I visit.\u201d<\/p>\n

To which Mrs Smith replied, \u201cOh don`t bother, Father. Ever since I lost all my teeth, it`s all I can do just to lick the chocolate off them.\u201d<\/p>\n

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day.<\/p>\n

They were sweating profusely by the time they came upon a small lake with a sandy beach. Since it was a secluded spot, they left all their clothes on a big log, ran down the beach to the lake and jumped in the water for a long, refreshing swim. Refreshed, they were halfway back up the beach to the spot they\u2019d left their clothes, when a group of ladies from town came along.<\/p>\n

Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover in the bushes. After the ladies wandered on and the men got dressed again, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, \u201cI don\u2019t know about you, but in my congregation, it\u2019s my face they would recognize.\u201d<\/p>\n

A young man introduces his fiancee to his parents.<\/p>\n

While they were having dinner the girl gently farts. Annoyed by the funny smell the father in law yells:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Rocky!! The girl is relieved that the future in-law blamed the dog from under her chair but after a few minutes she lets one more rip.<\/p>\n

The boy\u2019s father is getting nervous:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Rocky!! be careful now!! Worried no more the girl fires another one.<\/p>\n

Feeling exasperated, the boy\u2019s father yells:<\/p>\n

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\u2013 Rocky! Get out of there fast! She\u2019s gonna sh*t on you!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cSister Ann, aren\u2019t you putting on a little weight?\u201d inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach. \u201cWhy, no Father,\u201d answered the nun demurely, \u201cIt\u2019s just a little gas.\u201d A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun noticing her habit barely fit across her … <\/p>\n

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