Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.<\/p>\n
She says, \u201cHello class, I\u2019m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an \u201cr\u201d after the first letter.\u201d<\/p>\n
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s right!\u201d she coaxed.<\/p>\n
A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship and ordered a Scotch with two drops of water.<\/p>\n
The bartender said, \u201cNow that it\u2019s your birthday, this one\u2019s on me.\u201d<\/p>\n
When the lady finished her drink, a woman to her right said, \u201cI want to buy you a drink too.\u201d<\/p>\n
The lady said, \u201cThank you, how sweet of you. Okay, bartender, I\u2019d like another Scotch with two drops of water. \u201d<\/p>\n
When she finished drinking, a man to her left said, \u201cI want to buy you a drink too.\u201d<\/p>\n
The lady said, \u201cThank you very much, my dear. Bartender, I\u2019ll have another Scotch with two drops of water. \u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cComing right up,\u201d the bartender said.<\/p>\n
When he gave her the drink, this time, he said, \u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old woman giggled, and replied, \u201cSonny, when you\u2019re my age, you\u2019ve learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money\u2026<\/p>\n
The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, \u201cI would like to withdraw $500.\u201d<\/p>\n
The female teller told her, \u201cFor withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old lady then asked, \u201cWhy?\u201d The teller irritably told her, \u201cThese are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.\u201d She then returned the card to the old lady.<\/p>\n
The old lady remained silent. But she returned the card to the teller and said, \u201cPlease help me withdraw all the money I have.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to the old lady, \u201cMy apologies Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank does not have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old lady then asked, \u201cHow much am I able to withdraw now?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000 from her account.<\/p>\n
The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady respectfully.<\/p>\n
The old lady kept $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $299,500 back into her account.<\/p>\n
The moral of this tale\u2026<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills.<\/p>\n
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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, \u201cHello class, I\u2019m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an \u201cr\u201d after the first letter.\u201d The entire class says, \u201cHello Mrs. Prussy.\u201d A few days later the regular teacher is still … <\/p>\n