{"id":24356,"date":"2026-02-02T03:31:05","date_gmt":"2026-02-02T03:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=24356"},"modified":"2026-02-02T03:31:05","modified_gmt":"2026-02-02T03:31:05","slug":"daddys-namme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=24356","title":{"rendered":"Daddy\u2019s Namme."},"content":{"rendered":"

I was preparing to go cash a paycheck
\nwhen I realized my husband hadn\u2019t signed it. So I sent our four-year-old daughter upstairs to \u201cget Daddy\u2019s name on the back of it.\u201d<\/p>\n

She came back, handed it to me, and said, \u201cI knew his name so I did it myself.\u201d<\/p>\n

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On the back of the check, she had printed, \u201cD-A-D\u201d.<\/p>\n

Kid stuff
\nA very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, \u201cWho am I?\u201d<\/p>\n

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Ready to play the game she said, \u201cI don\u2019t know! Who are you?\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

\u201cWOW!\u201d cried the child. \u201cMrs Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn\u2019t recognise me!\u201d<\/p>\n

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Exam scare<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Father to son after exam: \u201cLet me see your report card.\u201d<\/p>\n

Son: \u201cMy friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.\u201d<\/p>\n

Young wisdom
\nA man comes to dinner at a new friend\u2019s house. While they eat, the new friend\u2019s small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, \u201cWhy are you staring at me like that, young fellow?\u201d<\/p>\n

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The kid says, \u201cDaddy told me you were a self-made man.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

\u201cI am.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, why did you make yourself like that?\u201d<\/p>\n

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Baby: \u201cMommy.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Dad: \u201cNo. Say daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n

Baby: \u201cMommy.\u201d<\/p>\n

Dad: \u201cCrap! Say daddy!\u201d<\/p>\n

Baby: \u201cCrap!\u201d<\/p>\n

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Dad: \u201cWhat did you say?\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Baby: \u201cCrap!\u201d<\/p>\n

Mom: \u201cI\u2019m home!\u201d<\/p>\n

Baby: \u201cCrap!\u201d<\/p>\n

Mom: \u201cWhat? Where did you hear that?\u201d<\/p>\n

Baby: \u201cDaddy.\u201d<\/p>\n

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I was preparing to go cash a paycheck when I realized my husband hadn\u2019t signed it. So I sent our four-year-old daughter upstairs to \u201cget Daddy\u2019s name on the back of it.\u201d She came back, handed it to me, and said, \u201cI knew his name so I did it myself.\u201d On the back of the … <\/p>\n

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