The man pulled over to the side of the road when he saw the police lights in his rear view mirror.
\n\u201cHow long have you been riding around without a tail light?\u201d asked the officer.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, no!\u201d screamed the man, jumping out of the car.<\/p>\n
\u201cCalm down, it isn\u2019t that serious.\u201d said the officer.<\/p>\n
\u201cWait\u2019ll my family finds out.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThey\u2019re in the trailer that was hitched to the car!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCan I park here?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d says the cop.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat about all these other cars?\u201d<\/p>\n
Two police officers stopped a guy for speeding on the province highway in Mississauga, Ontario.
\nAs they were writing up the ticket, one oficer turned to the other and said: \u201cHow do you spell Mississauga?\u201d<\/p>\n
The other one replied: \u201cI don\u2019t know.\u201d<\/p>\n
The second oficer said: \u201cWhy don\u2019t we just let him go and stop him again when he gets to Toronto?\u201d<\/p>\n
A policeman stops two drunks and asks one, \u201cWhere do you live?\u201d
\n\u201cNowhere\u201d, the first drunk replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd where do you live?\u201d, he asks the other.<\/p>\n
Two drunks are walking along.
\nOne drunk says to the other, \u201cWhat a beautiful night, look at the moon.\u201d<\/p>\n
The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. \u201cYou\u2019re wrong, that\u2019s not the moon, that\u2019s the sun.\u201d<\/p>\n
They began to argue when they come upon another drunk. They asked, \u201cSir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that\u2019s shining.
\nIs it the moon or the sun?\u201d<\/p>\n
The third drunk looked at the sky and said, \u201cSorry, I don\u2019t live around here.\u201d<\/p>\n
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The man pulled over to the side of the road when he saw the police lights in his rear view mirror. \u201cHow long have you been riding around without a tail light?\u201d asked the officer. \u201cOh, no!\u201d screamed the man, jumping out of the car. \u201cCalm down, it isn\u2019t that serious.\u201d said the officer. \u201cWait\u2019ll … <\/p>\n