The teacher asks Joanie,
\n\u201cIf you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter and another quarter and then another quarter, how much would you have left?\u201d<\/p>\n
Joanie replies, \u201cA million dollars minus 75 cents.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman was very rich and the man was poor but honest.
\nShe liked him, but that was all, and he knew it.<\/p>\n
One night he had been a little more tender than usual. \u201cYou are very rich,\u201d he ventured.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d she replied frankly, I\u2019m worth 1.25 million dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd I\u2019m poor,\u201d he replied. \u201cWill you marry me?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI thought you would say no.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen why did you ask me?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, just to see how a man feels when he loses 1.25 million dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n
A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception.
\nThe big day arrived, and he got married to his stunning 23-year-old bride in the vast garden of his 50,000-square-foot mansion.<\/p>\n
Champagne was flowing and an enormous team of waiters was flitting about serving the finest hors-d\u2019oeuvres in the land.<\/p>\n
Naturally, the millionaire\u2019s less wealthy friends couldn\u2019t help but feel jealous.<\/p>\n
In a quiet moment, one of them asked him how he landed such a young beauty.<\/p>\n
\u201cSimple,\u201d grinned the millionaire, \u201cI faked my age.\u201d<\/p>\n
His friends were really amazed and asked him how old he said he was.<\/p>\n
\u201c87!\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
\n\u2018To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,\u2019 the attorney reads.<\/p>\n
\u2018To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018And finally,\u2019 the lawyer concludes, \u2018to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will.\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Well, you were wrong. Hi Dan!\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The teacher asks Joanie, \u201cIf you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter and another quarter and then another quarter, how much would you have left?\u201d Joanie replies, \u201cA million dollars minus 75 cents.\u201d The woman was very rich and the man was poor but honest. She liked him, but that was all, … <\/p>\n