{"id":24588,"date":"2026-02-07T06:24:47","date_gmt":"2026-02-07T06:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=24588"},"modified":"2026-02-07T06:24:47","modified_gmt":"2026-02-07T06:24:47","slug":"sharing-a-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=24588","title":{"rendered":"Sharing A Room"},"content":{"rendered":"

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.<\/p>\n

You\u2019ve got to have a room somewhere,\u201d he pleaded. \u201cOr just a bed, I don\u2019t care where.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cWell, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,\u201d admitted the manager, \u201cand he might be glad to split the cost.<\/p>\n

But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m not sure it\u2019d be worth it to you.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

\u201cNo problem,\u201d the tired Marine assured him. \u201cI\u2019ll take it.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.How\u2019d you sleep?\u201d asked the manager. \u201cNever better.\u201d The manager was impressed. \u201cNo problem with the other guy snoring, then?\u201d \u201cNope, I shut him up in no time,\u201d said the Marine.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. You\u2019ve got to have a room somewhere,\u201d he pleaded. \u201cOr just a bed, I don\u2019t care where.\u201d \u201cWell, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,\u201d admitted the manager, \u201cand he might be glad to split … <\/p>\n

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