One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word \u201cbeautiful\u201d in the same sentence twice.<\/p>\n
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,<\/p>\n
\u201cMy father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cVery good, Suzie,\u201d replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully, he said.<\/p>\n
\u201cExcellent, Michael!\u201d Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.<\/p>\n
\u201cLast night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said,<\/p>\n
\u2018Beautiful, f*cking beautiful!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word \u201cbeautiful\u201d in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, \u201cMy father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.\u201d \u201cVery good, Suzie,\u201d replied … <\/p>\n