{"id":25325,"date":"2026-02-27T17:39:46","date_gmt":"2026-02-27T17:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=25325"},"modified":"2026-02-27T17:39:46","modified_gmt":"2026-02-27T17:39:46","slug":"video-tommy-got","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=25325","title":{"rendered":"Video: Tommy Got!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy got kicked out of class today.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher asked him:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf I gave you \u00a320 and you paid \u00a35 to Jane, \u00a35 to Clair &amp; \u00a35 to Katie, what would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Apparently\u2026 Three blow jobs and enough for a kebab was the wrong answer!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_1422-300x242.png\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked him: \u201cIf I gave you \u00a320 and you paid \u00a35 to Jane, \u00a35 to Clair &amp; \u00a35 to Katie, what would you have?\u201d Apparently\u2026 Three blow jobs and enough for a kebab was the wrong answer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25325"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25326,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25325\/revisions\/25326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}