Four men were anxiously waiting in the hospital while their wives were in labor. After a while, a nurse came out to speak to the first soon-to-be dad. She beamed and said, \u201cCongratulations! Your wife just delivered twins!\u201d The man\u2019s jaw dropped. \u201cYou\u2019re kidding! That\u2019s unbelievable\u2014I\u2019m an employee of the Minnesota Twins!\u201d<\/p>\n
A short time later, the nurse returned to update the second man. \u201cGreat news\u2014you\u2019re the father of triplets!\u201d He blinked in shock before replying, \u201cWhat are the odds? I work for 3M!\u201d<\/p>\n
Upon hearing this, the third man jumped up in excitement. \u201cThis is incredible! I have a job at the Four Seasons Hotel!\u201d<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, the fourth man had begun banging his head repeatedly against the wall. Concerned, the nurse hurried over. \u201cSir, what\u2019s wrong? Do you have a terrible headache?\u201d He groaned, \u201cNo\u2026 I\u2019m panicking. I\u2019m employed at 7UP!\u201d<\/p>\n
These stories are intended solely for humor and lighthearted fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Four men were anxiously waiting in the hospital while their wives were in labor. After a while, a nurse came out to speak to the first soon-to-be dad. She beamed and said, \u201cCongratulations! Your wife just delivered twins!\u201d The man\u2019s jaw dropped. \u201cYou\u2019re kidding! That\u2019s unbelievable\u2014I\u2019m an employee of the Minnesota Twins!\u201d A short time … <\/p>\n