A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in lov*m*king.<\/p>\n
He gives her a pill but warns her that it\u2019s still experimental.<\/p>\n
He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner.
\nAt dinner that night, she does just that.<\/p>\n
About a week later she\u2019s back at the doctor and tells him, \u201cThe pill worked great! I put it in his mashed potatoes like you said.
\nIt wasn\u2019t five minutes later that he jumped up, pushed all the food and dishes to the floor, grabbed me, ripped off all my clothes and ravaged me right there on the table.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor says, \u201cOh dear I\u2019m sorry, we didn\u2019t realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.\u201d<\/p>\n
The lady replied, \u201cThat\u2019s very kind but I don\u2019t think the restaurant will let us back in anyway.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in lov*m*king. He gives her a pill but warns her that it\u2019s still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. At dinner that night, she does just that. About a week later she\u2019s back at the … <\/p>\n