{"id":26139,"date":"2026-03-18T11:59:12","date_gmt":"2026-03-18T11:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=26139"},"modified":"2026-03-18T11:59:12","modified_gmt":"2026-03-18T11:59:12","slug":"a-woman-was-unhappy-with-the-way-her-laundry-was-done-at-the-local","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=26139","title":{"rendered":"A Woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: \u201cUSE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21913\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_2562-300x262.png\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_2562-300x262.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_2562.png 458w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"262\" \/><br \/>\nShe got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed<br \/>\nanother note: \u201cUSE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: \u201cI USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: \u201cUSE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!\u201d She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=26139\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26140,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26139"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26141,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26139\/revisions\/26141"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/26140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}