1. At the Gas Station
\nA blonde pulled into a gas station, popped the hood, and checked the oil. After a moment of serious thinking, she walked over to the attendant and asked,
\n\u201cExcuse me\u2026 do you sell longer dipsticks?\u201d
\nThe attendant smiled, confused. \u201cWhy would you need one?\u201d<\/p>\n
She replied, \u201cBecause this one isn\u2019t long enough to reach the oil!\u201d<\/p>\n
2. Gas Prices Humor
\nTwo people walked into a gas station. One complained,
\n\u201cFuel prices are getting ridiculous!\u201d<\/p>\n
The other shrugged and said,
\n\u201cDoesn\u2019t bother me. I always just put in $20.\u201d<\/p>\n
3. Running from the Gas Company
\nTwo gas company workers\u2014a senior supervisor and a trainee\u2014were checking meters in a neighborhood. After finishing, the older man challenged the younger one to a race back to the truck.<\/p>\n
As they sprinted down the alley, they noticed a woman running right behind them, completely out of breath.<\/p>\n
They stopped and asked what was wrong.<\/p>\n
She gasped,
\n\u201cWell, when I saw two gas company guys running that fast\u2026 I figured I should run too!\u201d<\/p>\n
4. The Missing Engine
\nEmma met her friend Catherine at a caf\u00e9, arriving late.<\/p>\n
\u201cSorry,\u201d Emma said, \u201cmy Volkswagen Beetle broke down\u2014and when I checked under the hood, the engine was gone!\u201d<\/p>\n
Catherine calmly replied,
\n\u201cNo worries! I\u2019ve got the same car\u2026 and I happen to have a spare engine in my trunk.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
1. At the Gas Station A blonde pulled into a gas station, popped the hood, and checked the oil. After a moment of serious thinking, she walked over to the attendant and asked, \u201cExcuse me\u2026 do you sell longer dipsticks?\u201d The attendant smiled, confused. \u201cWhy would you need one?\u201d She replied, \u201cBecause this one isn\u2019t … <\/p>\n