{"id":26264,"date":"2026-03-20T15:55:24","date_gmt":"2026-03-20T15:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=26264"},"modified":"2026-03-20T15:55:24","modified_gmt":"2026-03-20T15:55:24","slug":"busted-in-the-act-and-his-excuse-the-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=26264","title":{"rendered":"Busted in the Act\u2026 And His Excuse? The Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"

The husband came home, panicked over a scratch on his chest from his mistress\u2019s fingernail. Spotting the cat napping on the couch, he kicked it hard.<\/p>\n

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The cat yowled loudly and bolted out the door.<\/p>\n

When his wife entered and asked what happened, he snapped,
\n\u201cThis crazy cat just attacked me out of nowhere and scratched my chest\u2014look at this mess!\u201d<\/p>\n

She calmly shot back,
\n\u201cWell, you did your part\u2014today this fool left a mark on me and gave me a huge hickey on my neck!\u201d<\/p>\n

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The husband came home, panicked over a scratch on his chest from his mistress\u2019s fingernail. Spotting the cat napping on the couch, he kicked it hard. The cat yowled loudly and bolted out the door. When his wife entered and asked what happened, he snapped, \u201cThis crazy cat just attacked me out of nowhere and … <\/p>\n

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