{"id":27559,"date":"2026-04-08T12:55:27","date_gmt":"2026-04-08T12:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=27559"},"modified":"2026-04-08T12:55:27","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T12:55:27","slug":"a-woman-cranky-because-a-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=27559","title":{"rendered":"A woman cranky because a husband\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following story comes from Reddit and it\u2019s so good that is has been around for a while. Check it out below.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-5\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1754644\" data-uid=\"14a8d\">\n<div id=\"mgw1754644_14a8d\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\" data-template-type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">\n<p>A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, \u201cI\u2019ve had enough and have left you. Don\u2019t bother coming after me.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1754644\" data-uid=\"04fb9\">\n<div id=\"mgw1754644_04fb9\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\" data-template-type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">\n<p>Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction.<\/p>\n<p>After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.<\/p>\n<p>After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe\u2019s finally gone\u2026yeah I know, about bloody time, I\u2019m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.<\/p>\n<p>I love you\u2026can\u2019t wait to see you\u2026we\u2019ll do all the naughty things you like.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.<\/p>\n<p>She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.<\/p>\n<p>Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can see your feet.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re outta bread: be back in five minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>SHARE this story with your family and friends on Facebook if you loved this as much as we did.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1727487\" data-uid=\"12b34\">\n<div id=\"mgw1727487_12b34\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following story comes from Reddit and it\u2019s so good that is has been around for a while. Check it out below. A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, \u201cI\u2019ve had enough and have left you. Don\u2019t bother coming after me.\u201d Then she hide under &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=27559\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A woman cranky because a husband\u2026&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27560,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27559"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27559\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27561,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27559\/revisions\/27561"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}