Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch\u2026
\nFirst Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve been here five years. I\u2019m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.\u201d
\nSecond Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I\u2019m keeping all my cows.\u201d
\nThird Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I\u2019m keeping all 10 of my cows.\u201d<\/p>\n
Just then, an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they\u2019ve ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.
\nFirst Bull: \u201cI think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.\u201d
\nSecond Bull: \u201cI actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I\u2019m certainly not looking for an argument.\u201d
\nThey look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.
\nFirst Bull: \u201cSon, don\u2019t be foolish \u2014 let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.\u201d
\nThird Bull: \u201cHell, he can have all my cows. I\u2019m just making sure he knows I\u2019m a bull.\u201d<\/p>\n
So, the smallest bull pretends to be tough not to keep his cows, but to make sure the new bull knows he\u2019s also a bull, not a cow.
\nOne mamma cow and four baby calves.
\nThere are five cows, a momma cow, and four baby calves on a farm.
\nThe first baby comes up to the mom and asks, \u201cMomma, why am I called Rose?\u201d
\nThe mommy cow replies, \u201cWell, honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.\u201d<\/p>\n
The next calf walks up to the mom and asks, \u201cMomma, why is my name Lily?\u201d
\nThe mommy cow replies, \u201cBecause, honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.\u201d
\nThe third baby comes up and asks, \u201cMomma, why is my name Daisy?\u201d
\nThe mommy cow replies again, \u201cWell, when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.\u201d
\nThe final baby walks over and says, \u201cHuh Ruh Buh Duh!\u201d
\nThe momma cow says, \u201cHoney, shut up, Cinderblock!\u201d
\nLOL!!
\nHope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/p>\n
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch\u2026 First Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve been here five years. I\u2019m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.\u201d Second Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I\u2019m keeping all my cows.\u201d Third Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve only been … <\/p>\n