{"id":27887,"date":"2026-04-14T02:08:09","date_gmt":"2026-04-14T02:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=27887"},"modified":"2026-04-14T02:08:09","modified_gmt":"2026-04-14T02:08:09","slug":"little-billy-was-at-the-supermarket-with-his-father","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youskill.us\/?p=27887","title":{"rendered":"Little Billy was at the supermarket with his father"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Billy got tired at the supermarket, so Dad let him ride on his shoulders. Suddenly, he started pulling Dad\u2019s hair nonstop. Dad finally yelled, \u201cBilly! Stop that right now!\u201d Billy looked down and said, \u201cBut Dad\u2026 I\u2019m just trying to get my chewing gum back!\u201d\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f602.svg\" alt=\"&#x1f602;\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1935878\" data-uid=\"14964\">\n<div id=\"mgw1935878_14964\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\" data-template-type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\" data-template-type=\"header\" data-template-placed=\"before\">\n<p>A blonde keeps catching up to a trucker at red lights, knocking on the window: \u201cHi, I\u2019m Heather! You\u2019re losing some of your load!\u201d\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f69b.svg\" alt=\"&#x1f69b;\" \/>\u00a0He ignores her\u2026again\u2026again. 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Suddenly, he started pulling Dad\u2019s hair nonstop. Dad finally yelled, \u201cBilly! 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