After her shower, my wife walked into the bedroom completely naked, dripping water and confidence. She glanced at the window and frowned.
“Babe, shut the curtains,” she said. “I don’t want the neighbors to see me naked.”
I looked up from my phone, fighting a grin. “Don’t worry,” I said casually, “if the neighbors see you naked…”
“…they’ll shut their own damn curtains!”