Sharing A Room

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where.”

“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost.

But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past.

“No problem,” the tired Marine assured him. “I’ll take it.”