1. At the Gas Station
A blonde pulled into a gas station, popped the hood, and checked the oil. After a moment of serious thinking, she walked over to the attendant and asked,
“Excuse me… do you sell longer dipsticks?”
The attendant smiled, confused. “Why would you need one?”
She replied, “Because this one isn’t long enough to reach the oil!”
2. Gas Prices Humor
Two people walked into a gas station. One complained,
“Fuel prices are getting ridiculous!”
The other shrugged and said,
“Doesn’t bother me. I always just put in $20.”
3. Running from the Gas Company
Two gas company workers—a senior supervisor and a trainee—were checking meters in a neighborhood. After finishing, the older man challenged the younger one to a race back to the truck.
As they sprinted down the alley, they noticed a woman running right behind them, completely out of breath.
They stopped and asked what was wrong.
She gasped,
“Well, when I saw two gas company guys running that fast… I figured I should run too!”
4. The Missing Engine
Emma met her friend Catherine at a café, arriving late.
“Sorry,” Emma said, “my Volkswagen Beetle broke down—and when I checked under the hood, the engine was gone!”
Catherine calmly replied,
“No worries! I’ve got the same car… and I happen to have a spare engine in my trunk.”